(Patterned ‘You Are My Sunshine’/ Johnny Cash)
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You Are an Asshole
Aislynn d’Merricksson, ©2017
The other night, cove, when I lay sleeping,
I dreamt my homeland was strong and free.
But then I woke up, and was mistaken
So I hung my head and cried.
You are an asshole,
a raging asshole.
You make me angry
with your ignorant ways.
You spread fake news and blow hot air,
waving tiny hands and making buttfaces.
You bully people, and play with Nazis
just to feel like you are special.
But it’s false, cove, a fake facade.
You’re a joke, man and we all know it.
It’s only time now, til your glass castle
come crashing to the ground.
You’re a white supremacist,
racist and misogynistic.
You mock our Constitution
every chance you get.
We’ll always loathe you, and strive against you,
If you all you do is hate.
Now that Mueller is on the case, cove,
You’ll regret it all some day.